Head Count

These are actual photos of the next door population:

Methmouth

Howing Retard

Bald Prince Charming

Sullen Hulking Teen

Diapers

Dirty Shirt Big Black Dude
(the Queen's consort, unconfirmed resident)

And finally, the Queen herself, in all her dog-calling, obscenity-screaming glory:

the White Trash Queen

On the far side of the double resides Lawnmower Man and his fat, ugly, chainsmoking wife, Guinea Pig. But they wouldn't hold still for poses.

Many more disgusting specimens have been populating the porch of late, but I hold out hope that it was merely extended family visiting for the holidays and not fully grown trash spawning in that giant, nicotine-stained Petri dish. 

Introduction

Hello.

We are Nay and Nee, husband and wife, Gulf Coast region, USA.

We have shitty neighbors. REALLY shitty neighbors.

They are filthy, loud, disgusting; possibly illegal, definitely annoying.

We cannot move.

This is our outlet.

"All I want to do is go out there, pick up all their cigarette butts, and put them on their porch. That's all I want to do!" -Nay